Values Voters, all join hands. We're coming to your aid.
The war on immorality is still our top crusade.
Our marriage laws must be preserved in Christian USA.
By voting right and praying hard, we’ll keep the Dems at bay.

Beware progressives peddling evil:  science, clean air, schools.
Don’t let them sell you tolerance, those fuzzy-headed fools.
So guard against an open mind and wander not astray,
Who’ll save your happy trailer park if gays move in some day?

So Democrats, get off our cloud, Gays, get off our planet.
We’ve lit the fire of righteous rage, and now we all must fan it.
If Democrats stand up for gays the way they did for blacks,
We’ll turn their blue states red-meat red; they’ll never get ‘em back.

So dump your wimpy Golden Rule, ‘cause God likes guns and guts,
And God likes bigger dividends, and millionaire’s tax cuts.
That means the rich can live like kings and let the poor folks pay.
And trust us, if you vote with us, you’ll be a king some day.